Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Meth-Free Zone

This 5 acres is hereby declared to be Meth-Free. I know a lot of people may think that an unemployed womyn may want to supplement the old cashbox with some tax-free income, but not me!

Just drive most anywhere out in Lane County and get a whiff of whatt's cookin'. Just don't drive by this place. I hereby swear and affirm that there is no meth on these 5 acres. Nope, nothing to see here, people, keep moving along.

Now if any other landowners choose to do whatt they do downwind (or upwind) of this location, well have at it. I don't care how you make your money, just keep your hand off of my stack.

No Trespassing, Beware of Dog, Meth-Free Zone.

Home, Home With The Mange

This is the story of 5 acres outside Eugene, in Lane County Oregon .
Current residents: 1 lonely old unemployed dyke. 1 dog.

The land has an ok 3 bedroom house and a little red cabin/shed used as an office/writer's den.

The name "5 AcornRanch" was gien to the land after it had been referred to as a ranch. People in Texas don't think 5 acres is enough to be called a ranch. People in Eugene do.